Yesterday I went to get my first manicure in Korea. There's a cozy little place near Ilsan Beach that I often walk by, so in I popped, excited to treat myself.
After a bit of work, discussing through an extemporaneous translator (a random guy who happened to be there), what exactly I would like done, it was decided that I would like "Care and Color" for the low, low price of 15,000 won (about $12). The lady set to work and I just relaxed and enjoyed.
I was able to chat a bit with the two ladies in there, using their broken English and my Konglish. We chatted about the standard stuff- Are you a teacher? Where are you from? Do you have a boyfriend? It was all quite normal.
After a while, I looked up at the clock and realized that I had already been there for nearly an hour and she still was nowhere close to painting my nails. She was still filing and removing cuticle. This continued on for a while and was dotted with an occassional *ouch*, because she was quite practiced with nicking actual skin, not just cuticle.
At the one and a half hour mark, she finally asks me what color I would like. I chose a modest, subtle pinkish-beige... something that wouldn't make my students exclaim," Oooooooh, teachaaaaa! Naaaaaaaails-ah!" After I chose my color, the manicurist looked at it, looked at me and stated, "Oh, no! You, cutie! Trend! Trend!" After trying to assert that the color I chose would be just fine, she reasserted her claim, "Cutie! Trend!" I conceded (because I'm horrible at saying no to people) and she proceeded to do the following:
Easter Hands.
I returned home and promptly removed the pink and yellow and proceeded to paint them clear, in the hopes of clearing away the memory from my mind, entirely. (Italics added for emphasis of the pun.)
